"New York's sexiest bar owner and hottest, dirtiest VIP room!" - Co-Owner, Barney Stinson
"A place for Manhattan's intelligentsia to gather and discuss literature, philosophy and other topics of merit." - Co-Owner, Theodore Mosby
A couple of years ago, two bros had a dream. Teddy "Westside" Mosby and Barney "The Barnacle" Stinson wanted to open an establishment where intelligent, inquisitive, and big-breasted people could imbibe peacefully and with as little clothing as possible. And thus, "Puzzles" was born.
Unlike other "bars," Puzzles doesn't have last call. The intellectually stimulating debates will keep going as long as its scantily-clad women want it to. Puzzles' handsome, single and straight owners are not here to rip you off, but we will remove your clothes in a quick, yet graceful manner. At Puzzles, the beer is cheap but the banter is rich, and there's even a place to bang.
Located in the heart of the greatest city in the world, Puzzles is an establishment that's worth giving a shot. Come on by, have a couple of cocktails and then see if you'd like to get down and dirty or engage in witty repartee or three-way about the arts, politics and philosophy. Why's it called Puzzles you ask? That's the puzzle!